I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My more info jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. This is insane, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?